Ignoring how smug she is in those adverts they've really done their best to make her look awful in the second one haven't they? That eye makeup (darned if I know the proper word for it) looks like she's all made up ready for a post apocalyptic attack in a Mad Max type world.
I wonder if there's a future marketing warpaint for the amazonian tribes of the wilderness after the bomb drops...
It's not her I hate, it's the hideously patronising adverts.
Woman: I am too stupid to understand makeup and skin cream.
Man: Let me explain it slowly to you.
Woman: Ooh! I'm too stupid to get this. Let me flirt with you instead.
Man: No, I want to talk about science.
I am going round to every Boots in the country and posting a copy of The Beauty Myth through the door.
a) She is very irritating in them
b) She agreed to do them. "Yes, please sign me up for a series of adverts in which I end up making Jennifer Aniston look like a Nobel prize winner. That'll do nicely."
Tue 18 Nov: Does it count in the CSI: Miami drinking game if David Caruso and Emily Procter are apparently in the same scene together, but they never speak to each other and you never see both their faces at the same time?
Sat 15 Nov: The Ascent of Money "sponsored by Cayman Islands". Huh. What's going on there then?
Sun 02 Nov: Do you think it's deliberate that Sam's mom in the US version of Life on Mars is called Rose Tyler?
September 21, 2008 | Reply
Partner Cloud confused Keeley in the Boots ads with Keira K in Chanel: not sure who I felt more sorry for in that confusion...
September 21, 2008 | Reply
You know, if you rubbed those two together, you'd end up with a fire...
September 21, 2008 | Reply
Ignoring how smug she is in those adverts they've really done their best to make her look awful in the second one haven't they? That eye makeup (darned if I know the proper word for it) looks like she's all made up ready for a post apocalyptic attack in a Mad Max type world.
I wonder if there's a future marketing warpaint for the amazonian tribes of the wilderness after the bomb drops...
September 22, 2008 | Reply
It's not her I hate, it's the hideously patronising adverts.
Woman: I am too stupid to understand makeup and skin cream.
Man: Let me explain it slowly to you.
Woman: Ooh! I'm too stupid to get this. Let me flirt with you instead.
Man: No, I want to talk about science.
I am going round to every Boots in the country and posting a copy of The Beauty Myth through the door.
September 22, 2008 | Reply
Oops, that was me, BTW.
September 22, 2008 | Reply
Which is pretty much why I hate the ads, too. But
a) She is very irritating in them
b) She agreed to do them. "Yes, please sign me up for a series of adverts in which I end up making Jennifer Aniston look like a Nobel prize winner. That'll do nicely."
September 22, 2008 | Reply
Ha, Marie, that's the perfect summation.