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Five movie martial artists that lost a deathmatch to dignity

Posted on January 30, 2008 | 1 comment |

Funny article over on Cracked about five movie martial artists who have gone downhill a bit of late:

  1. Steven Segal
  2. David Carradine (not strictly a martial artist but okay)
  3. Jean Claude van Damme
  4. Michael Dudikoff and
  5. surely not, Chuck Norris

I guess they're just being honest, Chuck.

The best bits are the genuine Steven Segal facts (he's a recognised Tulku – a Buddhist holy man who reincarnates; he's a deputy sheriff in his hometown of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana and trains their SWAT Team; he adopts homeless animals, including two dogs called Chaos and Fist). The worst bit is one of his music videos - have mercy, Steven:

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  1. TemplarJ wrote:
    January 30, 2008 | Reply

    Crikey. I thought Steven Segal's song was pretty good. That's probably the first sign that I've got a tumor.

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