A good finale to a TV series can keep you watching even the biggest rubbish imaginable. They can be exciting, tense and a whole load of other things.
Stress, of course, is a major health hazard. Therefore, so that UK viewers can brace themselves to an appropriate degree, I'll be giving near-spoiler free guides to just how tense and exciting each of the major US TV shows' finales were, starting today. US TV shows don't end all at once: they're spread over a period of three weeks or so, so there'll be another couple of updates to come after this over the next week or so.
Smallville
Pretty tense, but not quite as tense as previous seasons'. Some good moments, some irritating moments and one excellent moment. Yes, Chloe and Clark finally get to smooch. Ha, Lana! I'm expecting a typical Smallville memory-wipe next season, though, so the tension will be only temporary at best.
Tension factor: 7/10
Supernatural
The finale was a couple of weeks ago and was actually quite good. Bleak, nasty and with almost no hope for the “sexy supernatural ghosthunters”. Since it's part of an ongoing plot, I've no idea how quickly things will revert to X-Files “monster of the week” or whether there'll be a format change coming with the move of the show to The CW.
Tension factor: 8/10
Prison Break
It'll be no surprise for anyone to hear that the motley band of inmates manages to escape in the last episode. Or that it all goes a bit pear-shaped. But there are a good collection of other surprises and the ending is actually my one solitary recurring nightmare. Obviously, with them out of prison, there's going to be a complete change of format in season two, so it'll be worth tuning in to see what season two will be like “After the Prison Break”.
Tension factor: 9/10
The West Wing
Since the show's been cancelled, no tension at all here. The finale was written by John Wells, who's been responsible for most of the worst episodes of the show of late. It had a couple of okay moments and a few resolutions of ongoing plot lines, but not many. A flat ending to a former favourite.
Disappointment factor: 8/10
In the coming guides: CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, House, Numb3rs, 24, Scrubs, Lost, The Unit (assuming it has a finale soon - they're showing two episodes every Tuesday now)
Incidentally, in compiling this guide, I watched CSI: New York for the first time in ages because the episode on last week looked like it should have been the finale. But it wasn't. Anyway, the show's still dull, it turns out, but I'll bite the bullet, take one for the team, and watch this week's episode, too.
Updates and related entries
May 29, 2006: Lost's finale was just so plain weird and wacky, it deserves its own entry in my continuing season finale guide. Worry ye not, UK viewers, I won't spoil it for you. Most of the second season has been dull....
June 3, 2006: It's the last of the finale guides for this year (unless I missed a show) and so it's time to deal with everything that didn't fit into any neat categories. Numb3rs After a pretty insipid season that lost most...
June 3, 2006: In the penultimate of my series of finale guides this week, I'm having a look at two medical dramas: House and Scrubs (no, I won't be covering Grey's Anatomy: it's pants). House With no real story arcs to clear...
June 3, 2006: Continuing this year's season finale guide, today I'm going to be looking at the final US episodes of the latest seasons of the CSI shows: CSI, CSI: Miami and CSI: New York. CSI Despite the promised tension of the...
June 3, 2006: Today's finales guide is going to look at the silly spy shows of US TV. Alias Pants. I missed the Rambaldi episode. Instead, the finale dealt with a whole load of silly things, as you might expect with Alias....
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